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You know who you are, but I'll throw you on here anyway. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you shouldn't be here looking!

A Shoutouts page lets me say hello and share a few inside jokes over the web. Here's an example of a format I might use.

this is my baby coon elke (right)
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i lub u elk

ShOrToUtS 2 mY mAtEs
(this is NOT in any order at all)
ELKE
elk elk elke... i dont even remember when to start. ok well at the beginning. ive known you since around grade 1 and still lovin everyday of knowin ya. your so awesome and i have so many memories that i couldnt put half of them on here. so ill just put a few. haha well the one that springs to my mind first was watching "red dragon" with my mum and dad.... i still cant bring myself to think about watching that end bit....omg driving up the coast to daydream island - what happened there aye!!.... also i dont know if u remember this one... but it still makes me laugh... remember up the coast in the hotel room when your dad took the TV remote off us?? so we stole it back when he wasnt looking?? haha he though he was losing his mind. haha and ohhh myyyy goddddd. lol also down the coast at my apartment..with the mini golf hole in one shot!!!! HAHAHAHAHA and your mum deb playing shuttlecock??? haha oh my god. or up the coast at ur apartment..haha COCNUT OIL...ouchy! dam u coon! u went brown...and i went red with blisters!! haha! n those gross guys wanting our number! omg...they were the best times aye.  even more great times were when we could just sit together for hours...maybe even days.... and say nothing but yet still know what each other is thinking and whats going on with us. we'll be best buddies 4eva!! luv ya more then i can say elk!!!
 

DANIELLE KELLY

(aka megell, smellelle, smelly, inad, dani, chameleon, jaq)

&

LAUREN SILLIATO

(aka mogoll, cinderella, cindy, zol, loz, pumpkin, jets)

Inad & zol mates!! haha i cant wait to start these memories. there's so many god dam funny ones... maybe i should put them all backwards!! haha first of all the one that comes to my mind when i say "zol & inad" i think of the pcyc where we all wore out pajama pants, trucky hats and grannie sunnies! we had a good style going that night aye. (how many guys did we get..lol we thought wed get NONE! Haha..dam we were wrong!) & when we slept in my shed with the "starfish" & tourch tiggy on the roof! LMF(_(_)O and Ive been meaning to ask..... how are those geese going inad?? LMFAO!!! i know i was pretending to be asleep... but dont u worry!! i heard every word of that conversation! Do u still feel like shit on a platter zol?? Hahahaha:P lol, & briscoes conversation with her lover cowper, that was funny... "how far have u gone baby" lol! and how hot is woody aye??!! :P now u both cant say "yeh he's hot but scott and krone are better" coz they arent!!! and u know it!!!!! AJNIN INNAD, LAS DNA ZOL!!!!! haha... (read it the textilian way dudes :P) ahhhh tnellecxe, lufrednow, reggit tam, mmkoi!.... there's so many more memories aye. but i dunno. every time i see you gurls... u just make me laugh and i cant stop. your awesome people and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. love ya both heaps more then I could ever type!. (k) mwaaaaa
PS..... hope you have been working on your giant dice!! Hahah CAUSE IM WINNING!:P:P:P:P:P hahaha!

 

SNAPPER

yes lil snapper toy! your a champion as well. now your a different kinda person from anyone!!! your the kinda person that does a lotta stupid stuff but doesnt care. lol seriously... all the memories that ive got of u are all frikin funny man. the main one that comes to mind is sleeping in the tent in your backyard...and that stupid baby!!! you know what im gonna do?? hunt down that baby, sit at its window.. and cry!!! ahhhh ahhhhh honk honk!! lmao that was the best time man & getting woken up at like 5.30 in the morning by your dad and it was pissing down raining and storming and shit?? i thought the tent was seriously gonna get struck by lighning aye! That was scary! haha another hellllllll good time was scabbin money off those scungey grade 8's. we're eatheopians and cant afford food... you'll be regretting that when your obsesse! altogether how much did we scab in like 1 hour?? something like $1.20?? yeh nice job :P lol oh man last one. remember sleeping on the balcony at my appartment after the pcyc?? & we were playing chuck the teddies off the balcony and see who could get to them first!? now that was funny as man...when u decided to CLIMB down the outside! Fark I was shittin myself!! see what i mean.. all funny! not one was bad. actually.. now that i say that i can think of a couple of bad times.. but i wont say them. they stay between us aye. love ya kel (k) mwaaaaaa

CoO b.B

- coo mate.. i love u no matter what. i know we have had so many fights but we always get over it in the end aye. we've been friends since year 8 i think... and i also think that i was a mega bitch 2 u but hey u get that a lot from me aye :) i have so many good (and bad) memories of bein with u aye. 2 many 2 put them all on ere. so i'll just put the main ones i can think of. first of all... haha last year in sose with miss wong owwww we spent the whole lesson on trying to figure out who broke the door...and how we used to step over the door because there was "wire" there....and in HNU we had sex ed with matt johanson, daniel and all those other freaks...music camp with dani, tash and....COOKIE!hahha "I know who cookie is..its the guy in the red jumper hey!" hahah nooo cookieITS YOU!! computer Ed with miss dawes - always saying that matt joh was flirting with us...and our business cards with the male sign on it..that was shameful.... beach volleyball with the manly pill girls & i could keep going for hours. but dont worry i wont! bad memories though..... oooo im sorry for yelling at you and even more sorry for ditching you for "cookie boy" matt! as i said b4.... if i tryed to count all the fights we've had... well i dont think they have made a number for it yet. but we always get over it by the next day!! friends forever and ever!!! love u heaps mate. (k) mwa

 

SiMoN jAmEs

U R A FUKING FAGGOT!

you have no idea how much you hurt me..i can't believe i actually liked you!!! how could you go off and have a csp while we were "going out"..haha not only was ur csp one of my "best friends" you tried to deny it all....lol ur such a jerk! 

 

LuKe

luke how many times have i just turned up to ur house? in alllll different states!! haha no matter what ur doin or feelin u always put my feelings and WHATEVA i want first!:Dhehe! ur like my best buddie eva! we have sooo much in common it's scary..even our birthdays are the same!! haha!! we call each others parents mum and dad & we do EVERYTHING 2gether!! we've even got that 10 yr plan!! haha! thanx for sharing ur nanna wif me! she's a legend! i (L) u nanna!!! and u too luke! i love u soooooooooooooooooo much! more then n e one else in the world! thankyou sooo much!

mwwwaaaaa

 
BeCcA 
 
ohhhh my gorgeous lil nusre becky. your so awesome!! your one of the people.. that u can just sit with saying nothing and both crack up laughing at exactly the same time for no reason at all (eg. hpe when we wanted to do gym :P) some of the best memories i have of you are awesome. eg. listening to briscoe's conversation on the speaker....pretending to be professional gymnasts...and in science how we got busted for our "telephones".. oh and by the way... thanks for making me take all the blame!!! bitch :P jks. I H8 U bec!! haha its still on every page of my diary aye. hehe and another thing..... sorry that u cant walk past matt anymore aye. i know u wanna bone him... he wants to bone u 2. lol!! lol remember how i changed "balls" to "boobs" lol now that was funny shit man. haha and i lovvvvve playing nurses with u bec...ur the best nurse around..u sure fixed up adrienne...he was quite happy bout that too!!! haha.. its always in science that we have the best laughs. your always there if i wanna talk... and i love u so much for that bec. ill always be here if u needa yell, cry, or just talk. your one of the people that dont give a shit about life and are just here to have fun! i like that attitude.  & u dont give a shit what u look like (u always look gorgeous), u like yourself as u are and always give people your honest opinions. although sometimes i wish u didnt give so many of those opinions 2 me aye :P oh yeh and thanks for getting me outta science so much.... that discman saves lives!!!!!! luv ya heaps more then i can say bec!!!
 

ThE SeZzA -

oh my gosh. sarah gappies. sezza. lol well this will probably sound really mean to mully - but ive had the best time when she was gone. just coz we got to know each other heaps and had heaps of funny shit to do. eg - stalking frull, payin out the man, doing out hpe dance IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OVAL.... and shit man.. that sose test was hard as. oh well.. its only sose. none of this mickey mouse learning - its ridgity didge. oh yeh.... u happy now uve seen kezza's balls?? haha!! by the way - oh yeh, Id do him. i can soon say - oh yeh Ive done him. NEVERMIND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! its a personal joke. u wont understand... its one of the megell and sezza things!

love u heaps sezza (K) mwaaaaaaa

 

SaMmY- JaNe -

kjaer mate. i know i havent been good friends with you for long, but the time that i have known you has been awesome. i think our friendship all started in music.. with mark dedarj!! haha. you and him were awesome aye. your a little short ass with a huge heart and a hell loud vioce!! if i were nikki bowling... i'd watch it :P lol nah but seriously... i cant think of spending a day at school without u there coz it just wouldnt be right. it would just be too quiet!!!! love ya heaps sammy-jane. (k) mwaaaaa

HoRnS

- horny, what can i say. You're the chick who neva complains about what ya look like, you like who you are and are always giving people your positive opinions. thanks for being there when i needed u most, and thanks for giving me advice about certain people/things. i luv ya ta bits and i hope we're friends foreva.Your a lil gem and u make every1 at Ferny take life less seriously and make them smile - even if you arent at school half the year! And yes we doo MISS YOU!! Keep smiling :) U r one of the greatest people i have ever met, and you try to bring out the good in people. Thanks for sticking by me. Your a kick ass friend and ill cherish u for ever. hehehehe and i luv talkin to u in h&pe about certain parts of our lives hehehehehe!

(K)mmwaaa


JeSs NiChOlAs

- Well jessfacial, me and you never used to be close. but thank god things have changed. ur always there wen somethings up and ur always looking on the positive side of things and being so damn nice to everyone. u know how to drink .. lol and spew up everywhere ... but hey thats what being young is all about!

its good to have so many CrAzY memories wid ya & i hope we keep on making stupid mistakes wid alkohol! hehehe

 

HeNrY bObBa (loz henry)

 - umm well my dog has neva been the same since my party! gee .. wonder why that is!!!! thanks for bein a hell good friend in cookin! Haha I think we burnt yupEVERYTHING we TRIED to cook! Including that dam potato..hwo hard was it! lol! u'll always have a piece of my heartshaha member that one? LMAO! I know we both hate to admit. umm were always hypo 24/7 and u crack me up .. and i luv ur pink .... (i wont say what to embarrass u)

Luv ya loads (K)mmwwaaa

 

KiMmO

- When i first met you, we hit it off pretty good. a few certain things and people have gotten between us, and made us have some disagreements. i know i may have brushed u off earlier, and Im really sorry. u have turned out to be such a great friend, offering advice to me when i needed it the most. And thanks 4 backing me up when i decided not to tell sum certain person/people sumthing. Your such a good friend and ill cherish u foreva. Haha just one more thingWE BOTH HAVE THE AVRIL ALBUM..TENNYBOPPERS!!! hahaha ohhht he shame

 

TaHnEe & tAhLiA

 - even though no-one knows who da hell u gorgeous girls are thanks for letting me have a bitch, moan, groan, cry, brag and all da rest that i do. thank u for putting up wid my shit!!! have fun wid life and good luck wid #@$% hehehehe I wish you would come back home and live with matty! Him and I miss both of you 2! Tash and I are the only girl twins in the family now : ( its not fun no more! COME HOME.luv yas

 

RaChY

- well. oh my god. we've been through sum bloody freaky things together. lets see: the beach, park, public toilets - no of course we werent scared, or pissed! OMG! Running away from that guy wif the gun at like 2 in the morning..and rikko get hit over the head!! That was FREAKY! thanks for bein a hell good friend. ur always there wen i wanna talk dirty! hehehehe and always ready to exchange sex positions heheh ... number 269!lol dam that was funny! yeh .. oh and Dale ... how embarrssing!

 

Kylie

- well hehehehehe i'm laughing just cos im mentioning ya! naah kidding it's cool to have a bitch, and moan and all da rest dat we do ova skool! & exchanging stories!! Thanx heaps

Luv ya

 

NiKkI

- hey gurrlllfriend. well umm ur a good friend. wen we need to talk about umm ... guys .. and a certain one in particular hehehehe. yeh and omg memories of camp! hehehe thats sooooo long ago..we were diggin that hole to piss inhiding in our tent wif our butts in the air tryin to be camouflage..it worked toowe dint have to wash the dishes!! Haha! ur a kick ass mate thanx for all the work u put in trying to make me black! Haha mmmmmmmhhhmmmmhaha I can do that clicky thing still! Haha! i think we both enjoy talking about everything!! Luv ya champ PEACE OUT (black talk!!) hahammwaaa

 

JaMeS & kEl

- Well dudes wen we first met we just clicked. we had so much in common, and u are da best ppl to have a good old boring talk about nothing wid. thanks for bein great friends.

this is my gal becky (middle) wif rachy & elk
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i luv ya bec

this is matt
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dam he's GORGEOUS!!
GuYz

MATTHEW (jorgenson)

Well Mr Matthew Xavier Jorgenson i don't have to much to say to you...just that your seriously the BEST GUY IN THE WORLD! your an absolute champion...even though you confuse the shit out of me...CONSTANTLY! your totally obsessed with charna...i wish SOMEONE never told you that EMILY owns her..not me..haha...what else can i say...your a pro surfer and sk8r...so you tell me! haha..and i bet you'd have the best tan ever...to go with that gorgeous bod of urs...dam you have the best body haha! you never change your msn name..but that's cute! you have ur EYEBROW done..and i just think that is sooooooooo kewl! can't wait to see it!!!! you give me advice on what sk8y shoes to get..haha i'm not allowed to get cheap ass etnies anymore cause they are tryhard shoes! and you have the best taste in clothes...those jeans your getting are very nice! hehe you constantly compliment...EVERYONE! haha don't you worry...n e thing nice you say to snapper i hear it!and get totally jealous...hehe! even thought i pretend to hate your compliments...you should see my smile! haha! dam i seriously CAN'T WAIT much longer to see your hands..and hear your voice!! haha!! scared yet? lol this is probs one of the cutest things you've ever said..haha i think even you'll smile when you read it! ...

Johnny Knoxville says: did you know you cn add yourself to your contacts?

well even if you think it's not cute...i think it's adorable! just like you!! your totally gorgeous matt! i luv ya heaps!  

 

MY BIG BROS

Matthew (Jackson) & Douglas

MY BOYS!! How are you dawgs? You dres already know how much I love you! So I wont go on about it for too long! I just want to let you know (again) what legendary champions you are! You guys both have the best looks, bodies, clothes, style, cars & Matt you have the best girlfriend EVER! (GRETTA YOURE THE COOLEST! thanks heaps for the usher ticket Ill love you forever!J )(K)! you would have to be the only 19 year olds in the world who dont hate their "lil sis" so thats ANOTHER reason why I lub you both! I want to make this short so Ill only put one memory in it & I think youll both get a laugh out of this! It was the time we were down at our apartment at surfers & we went cruizinat like 15k/h, & we got pulled over by that GAY coppa & of course Dougy (the idiot that he is!:P) had to mimic the cop "like yeah whatever we never went over or like under 60kms..just take your nice little booty back to the station!"well someone got a nice fine and spent the night in a cell didnt they Doug?:P! & Matt got a ticket for going under the speed limit & Loz and I got in trouble for laughing!! Haha dam that was soooo funny! Thats not the best memory I have of you awesome guys doing crazy stuff! You always make me laugh no matter what mood Im in!! I love you for that too! I love you guys for soooo many more reasons then I could type!! Your both the best "big bros" anyone could ever wish for! Well be D4L!!

 

GorGeouS aJ

- your such a champ. i love you so much. thats about all i can say! im sure that if we saw each other more that we'd have so much fun!! haha.... oi scott.... practise makes perfect :P i agree completely. more practise needs to be happening! even though your slow like a sloth... i love ya to pieces. your a awesome and gorgeous guy... so dont let anyone else tell you otherwisei hope u have a great time in melbourne.. dont do anything i wouldnt do..:P love u heaps mate.

 

MaTtHeW (johanson)

 Your da wickedist person eva. wid a champion job! (coles checkout chick guy:P) hehehehehe. thanks for bein my buddy allt his time! i know u luv listening to me talk about: well umm sex! hehehe and all my personal stories, which Im quite sure i freak you out "ov@#$*!$" hehehe. you're hell good to talk to, especially wen i hate the world, and most of wen i give up on guys, your always there tellin me to keep...liking guys .. and i dont know why!!! Cause u know Id neva stop loving them haha! oh and about the peppermint studded condoms :p heheheheheheh YEAH!!!! your one of da maddest buddys i got at the moment, and i hope we neva stop talkin cos im sure we freak each other out as much as possible - oh wait i think i freak u out more! hehe thanks for bein a kick ass friend!

LiAm, NeDrIcK & kRoNe

- Thankyou so much for last year, when i was goin through the hardest thing in my life, and all the stuff u guys said to me, and wrote to me pulled me through and i'll always luv u guys for that. u were the best friends eva! & you helped me soooo much. keep surfin & sk8n babes - u sexy beasts! hehehehe! Luv all you guys equily!!! Haha I cant choose whos better cause ur like dam siamese tripletsThanx dudesI owe u 3 BIG KISSES! Haha

pHiL

- Youre a playa, but a nice playa. U dont break too many gurls hearts! and ur a sexy playa so its okay! ur a cutie, wid hardly any bootie, but wid a huge .... (u know wot) sumtimes u let ur mouth slip and tell people your opinions and it gets u into a bit of trouble. u know i only tell da truth to u for a reason! u hav a great heart and dont let ne1 else say otherwise!

Thanx for being a gr8 m8!

JaCkO

- Well no one would of ever pictured us as friends, but hey we are! and thanks for putting up with me CONSTANTLY talking about basically shit all!! Your such a great guy to have around wen i'm feelin like whateva!!! ur a hottie and i luv ya ta bitz! Mmwwwa

WoOdY-

yeh well omg we've known each otha for a while. the memories of camp - how embarrassing. hehehe ur a good guy to talk too. u seem to become serious, yet u dont become uptight. which is really good. Youre a kickass buddy and dont stop smilin. Luv ya heaps! mmwaa!